Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Random Detritus: Commuter Edition

There was some wierdness on the commute this morning. Both the A and C trains got shunted to the F line from Jay street to West 4th. It's the sort of thing that could use a snappy sign or at least a warning but it wasn't to be. The first I heard of it was the rather brusque conductor's announcements and pronouncements via loudspeaker. It was only effecting the uptown track... for now.

I needed to get off at Canal which, unfortunately, was within the underground Bermuda triangle being avoided by the trains this morning. I could have gotten off at West 4 and either walked down from there or take a Brooklyn-bound train to Canal. Instead, I got off at Delancy-Essex and walked across Chinatown/Little Italy/etc. Passed by a beautiful Police Department building on Broome (I think) and saw a great sign for the Five Brothers Fat Enterprises company (should have taken a picture, dammit).

Police Department #2

In other news, I saw more evidence that there are some keenly funny minds with sharpies running around my local subway stop. These are classic:

Now What? #2

Now What #1

These guys have all the answers.


Monday, August 25, 2008

Hello, Dalí!

I took my mother to see the Dalí exhibit at the Museum of Modern Art yesterday. It was a really good exhibit of Dali's work. Of particular interest were projected screenings of films and film snippets that Dalí was involved in, from his collaborative film with Luis Buñuel, Un Chien Andalou, to the dream sequence he filmed for Hitchcock's Spellbound to a recently finished and restored animated project he created with Disney. The films themselves are interesting and made even more so, projected surrounded by artwork. As is to be expected for a Sunday, the joint was packed.

The Disney collaboration, Destino was particularly interesting. It was begun in 1945 but was shelved. Roy Disney decided to finish it in 1999. The completed animation is really interesting. I'd love to get it on disc though not attached to another Disney flick. I'd love to see some documentaries and other features about the film and the men involved. However, Wikipedia seems to think it'll get attached to Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Well that's just great.


The Dalí exhibit was a strictly no-camera affair but I did take some pictures of other exhibits. I'm still uploading (slowly) pictures from my New England trip but I'll put up what I've got when I can.


On A Marrakesh Express

Reading through some movie feeds this morning, I ran across a review by the Times of a documentary, Crossing Borders. From the review:

In 2007, the German filmmaker Arnd Wächter brought four college-age Americans to Morocco to join four Moroccans of similar age for a weeklong tour of their country.

Source: "In Morocco, With Worlds to Learn" by Andy Webster

It's obvious, without reading anything else, that this is a film about bridging the Western and Islamic worlds. Interesting that they chose Morocco to stage this study. Morocco is very far from the center of the Islamic world and I think this shows in Morocco's culture. It is both very Eurocentric and very liberal compared to most (all?) the rest of the Islamic world. As a worlds-colliding backdrop, I would think there's a number of Islamic nations that would be more compelling than Morocco. [As an aside, Morocco has been, historically, very friendly with the U.S. In fact, Morocco was the first nation to formally recognize the United States.]

It's hard to say then whether the experiences in the documentary are somehow less authentic because of this. I'll have to see it first. Still, it's nice to see someone making an attempt to tell this type of story.

I've always thought that everyone should be forced to travel somewhere, anywhere outside of where they live to see what life is like for people somewhere else. I hope these four Americans take something positive out of their trip and I hope that positive message is transmitted through the film.


Saturday, August 23, 2008

Too Err Is Too Human

The last few nights, late, I've been sinking my gaming teeth into Too Human. It is the gaming equivilant of David Lynch's Dune movie. Both endeavors represent deeply flawed works that nonetheless, to a mind attuned to their special appeal, is compelling. I loved Dune and, at this moment, am loving Too Human.

The media and the internet have mostly spent this week kicking Too Human squarely in the teeth while a minority have found things to like (or even love) beyond, or despite, its flaws. Some of this rancor has been generated by the game and some of it by Denis Dyack, president of the developer, Silicon Knights, and erstwhile promoter/mouthpiece. I won't linger on Mr. Dyack, about whose trials and tribulations the internet has chronicled at length (and breadth). Instead, I'll focus on the game.

The game is, at its core, utterly simple: kill, kill, and kill. This is an extreme dungeon hack. It's mostly linear with very few puzzles to interrupt the flow or clutter up the gameplay. This game is a total dungeon crawl: hack, slash, and hack again.

Like any good dungeon crawl, loot plays a major part of the game. There's tons of it with appropriately silly names, escalating with the rarity of the pieces. When I picked up my first Dragon Stableshot Flexform Gloves of Swiftness, I think I cried. And peed a little. Then cried a bit more.

Too Human (4 of 7)

With multiple armor sections and multiple weapon types, there's enough spice of variety to feed an Arrakeen sandworm. Additionally, runes can be inserted into equipment to further enhance and customize your stuff. There is a lot to do on the inventory side and many a review has been critical of the UI layout in the game but I've found it a small matter myself and not much of a distraction. While you are ever-collecting loot, auto-salvage options provide a method for pre-sifting through the piles to isolate only the choicest bits. You can then ponder over just those prime cuts.

There are classes in Too Human. Essentially, they are all flavors of fighter. There are no magic-users here- though there are some magic aspects of all the classes. While there isn't as much variety to the choices as the classic fantasy classes of the console Baldur's Gate or Champions of Norrath games, the classes are different enough that don't all feel exactly the same. We've got berserker, champion, defender, bioengineer, and commando. The champion is the base, balanced guy. The berserker and defender are pure offense and defense, respectively. The bioengineer is the medic/healer type and the commando is the ranged specialist.

Each class has a skill tree attached with three different paths. A few skills on each path are mutually exclusive and so choosing one closes the door on the other. However, you can redistribute skill points by paying a cash penalty. There are also two racial paths to be chosen with respective skill trees: human and cybernetic. All told, there are many, many ways to build the perfect man-beast.

Too Human has been repeatedly and, it must be said, deservedly scolded for the wonky camera setup. The reason for this (well, one reason), is because the main combat actions have been mapped to the right analog stick on the controller. It is, at first, an exceedingly strange marriage but it has grown on me and now feels completely comfortable and responsive. There is so much combat and it so fast paced that the stick provides nice control without being tiring in the way constantly pushing buttons or mashing the triggers is. It took some getting used to but I like the scheme.

The creme de la creme of the experience lays in the co-op action. The entire story campaign is open for co-op and the levels, and challenges, really feel like they were crafted for a co-op experience. Unfortunately, while four-player co-op was promised, two-player is all we got. While I can't help but lament the loss of the extra two players, the trimmed down co-op is wicked fun. I played most of the campaign this way and it was mostly a smooth, glitch-free experience. Really, I think it's the way to play.

While there's plenty wrong with the game, I don't dwell on it here because none of those things has stopped me from pumping hours into the game and having a great time doing it. The combat is endlessly repetive and should bore me but it doesn't. Enemy variety is pretty lacking but I could care less. I got the camera figured out. The story doesn't appeal to everyone and the execution is a bit off but it works for me. What can I say other than I want to keep playing?

Too Human is a game that maybe can't outrun the shadow cast by the things around it. I don't know. At some point, if it's possible to see through the periphery, there's a damn fun, flawed but fun, game to be had. To quote Dune: Long live the fighters!


Friday, August 22, 2008

Snoop Keeps It Real

The storm (slight breeze?) of The Wire related news continues! While Michael drifts into a sad, suburban rebound TV show, Snoop (Felicia Pearson) is keeping it real! Although, really, this is the kind of real she probably shouldn't keep... or at least flush down the toilet before the law shows up at her door. From the AP:

Court records show Felicia "Snoop" Pearson, who played a killer of the same name on the televesion series, was charged after police went to her home in Northeast Baltimore to pick her up for refusing to cooperate as a witness in a murder trial.

She was arrested Wednesday after police served a warrant that would allow them to detain her, if needed, until the Sept. 16 trial of Steven Lashley. Court documents say Pearson is accused of having two cigars containing suspected marijuana in a bedroom and loose plant material. She was charged with one count of drug possession.

Source: "'Wire' actress arrested on minor drug charge"

Drugs, murder trials... The Wire was fiction, right? Right?


Thursday, August 21, 2008

Madden For Realz, Son

Sometimes it's hard to imagine how big the Madden football games have become culturally. Everyone knows what it is. It shows up on TV, movies, and music. It's become as much a part of the fabric of the American male as the sport it simulates.

From this embedded position, it shouldn't be a surprise, that celebs would challenge each other to high stakes Madden showdowns. But it is a surprise (to me at any rate) and completely, totally awesome.

On Tuesday, Bow released a video on DimeWars.com challenging his friend to a $100,000 video game showdown.

"I seen you do your thing in 'Madden,' " Bow said. "I want to let you know I will bust your ass in that 'Madden.' We can get it poppin'.

"The winner can take the money, and we can donate it to charity," he added. "Donate it to a good cause."

A Game video blog started circulating Wednesday morning (August 20), in which the Compton concrete-smasher accepted the challenge. He crassly said he would up the stakes to 100 G's and sexual favors from Bow's ex-girlfriend Ciara.

" 'Madden' — I do this sh-- every day," Game said from his tour bus. "This is the 'Madden' bus, n---a. You can't f--- with me. I been playing this sh-- since you was in diapers. Since '89, 'Bill Walsh College Football.' You was 3 years old when 'Madden' came out." (Actually, Bow was 2 in 1989, and the first version of the game, "John Madden Football," dropped in 1988.)

Source: "Game Vs. Bow Wow: No Rap Beef Here, Just A 'Madden 09' Face-Off" by Shaheem Reid (MTV News)

This needs to happen and it needs to be televised. I know I want to see it.


Monday, August 18, 2008

Another "Michael" Sighting...

Last seen in a Roca Wear billboard, now I find him (Tristan Wilds aka "Michael" from The Wire) gracing a poster for the New 90210. It's not The Wire (what is?) but at least it's work.

It's probably highly irrational but why did I hope that, having worked on such a quality show, none of the actors would end up in pathetic shows that will, truth be told, probably be much more popular with the mainstream than The Wire? As the saying goes, they can't all be gems.


Saturday, August 16, 2008

The Righteous?

I found and watched the trailer for Righteous Kill and it looks good. Very good. It reminds me of Narc which I really liked. There are some great lines in the trailer- I hope this isn't because they loaded all the good ones into it (I hate it when they do that!). I already sent a link to my dad. This is so much his sort of film. Too bad it comes out in September. I won't be able to see it with him. Still, I am ready for this film. I only hope it delivers.

Here's the trailer, courtesy of YouTube:

It's also available via the movie's official site.

Please, please don't stink. Please. It's not too much to ask.


Friday, August 15, 2008

Random Detritus: Friday Edition

Another weekend, another set of changes to service on the mighty G train. Weekends on the G are always special occasions but these weekends make it even more of a precious experience. However, I am lucky in that, other than getting to and from kickball on Sunday, I don't have to take the G if I don't want to. I'm close enough to things that I can walk to down Myrtle to Burrough Hall or take off down Washington to the C train. The G is closest though and its siren song is strong.

I noticed a new poster on the platform yesterday for Righteous Kill. It caught my attention because it's got both Robert Deniro and Al Pacino in it. This got me immediately thinking back to Heat which is probably the whole point of the thing.

Righteous Kill

In one important regard, it won't be like Heat at all. This time, Deniro and Pacino are working together. Wikipedia says:

Two veteran New York City detectives (De Niro and Pacino) work to identify the possible connection between a recent murder and a case they believe they solved years ago; is there a serial killer on the loose, and did they perhaps put the wrong person behind bars?

It sounds pretty ordinary but I'm a sucker for these things so I have no doubt I'll give it go. Time to track down a trailer!

On the topic of movies I want to see, I still haven't seen Tropic Thunder. Maybe this weekend. I pass this poster of the flick everyday on my way to work and it makes me giggle every single time.

Tropic Thunder: McBride

Who the heck is McBride? I don't know but I want to find out.


In other news, my iPhone has been acting up all week but, of course, now that my appointment with the Apple store "genius bar" draws near, it's begun acting perfectly normal again. It's as if someone flicked a switch inside the cursed thing. Hmm.


In other other news, I said previously that I would avoid reading The Watchmen until after the movie comes out. Well, I lied. I saw the damn book at a bookstore on lunch a couple of days ago and I couldn't talk myself out of buying it. I'm about two-thirds of the way through with it. It really is an excellent piece of literature. It's very talky- I wonder how the film will handle all of it. I'm sure I'll finish it this weekend.


Thursday, August 14, 2008

Walter Mosley Doesn't Want Me

Something funny happened on the way to my local subway this morning. A man in a suit was handing out pamphlets. Well, I assume that's what he was doing because he handed one to the man walking about fifteen feet ahead of me. However, he conspicuously turned his back as I approached and remained fixed, looking away, as I passed by him and down the stairs.

Really? Am I not worthy of a pamphlet? What's the worst I could have done? Discarded it at the bottom of the stairs? Like the copy I found at the bottom of the stairs that someone else, somebody the pamphleteer felt worthy, had dropped? Somebody needs to fine-tune their decision-making.

Barack Obama Needs You!!! #2

The back of the pamphlet reads:

Why should I care?

District leaders play a central role in determining who governs and what issues they prioritize...

I guess that means I should care that said leader's representative decided to snub me, decided I wasn't worthy to hear the message, decided to turn his back. Maybe it's not so funny after all.


Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Immortalize This

I like that new games are starting to really take advantage of the possibilities of media- Halo 3, Skate and others have encorporated user-created videos directly into the game. Madden has followed suit in this regard and added a feature to save and upload video highlights. It's very, very limited but it works. Now we can all see videos of Lamont Jordan going Bo Jackson on an entire defense- Yay!

As cool a feature as this is, I do wonder why they don't make a deal and utilize an existing video distribution service such as YouTube. Instead, ERA tries to reinvent the wheel with their own service that, of course, relies on their own ID and login systems. What, does no one like simplicity?


In other media creation news, I'm still fooling around with Lightroom 2. My first impression is... it's okay. Maybe I need to learn what I'm doing but I'm underwhelmed by it at the moment. I'm not inspired. I admit, however, that I need more time. It does do more, by itself, than the other two apps did by themselves. That has to count for something... I guess.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Uneven Flow

Now that I've got my computing troubles settled, I've begun working on my backlog of photographs that I need to process. The trouble is: how do I process all of them? I've got enough photos in the can that I need some sort of workflow and a better solution than the few pack-in tools I received with my camera.

At the moment, I can't afford Photoshop. So, I've been searching for more reasonably priced alternatives. Two that I test-drove last night were LightZone and DxO Optics Pro.

Both of these applications have their strengths and weaknesses. DxO has excellent tools for correcting faults or distortions in camera and lens optics. LightZone has a powerful zone system for applying effects to isolated areas of the image. Both applications include batch processing and organizational tools.

The problem with LightZone is that it lacks the optical fixes and, at the moment, does not accept the RAW files properly that are generated by my camera. DxO lacks the zone editing functionality.

I experimented with using both applications in tandem. While it worked fairly well, it generated intermediate files for each image I'd ideally like to avoid (RAW via DxO to DNG via LightZone to JPG). DxO has built-in flickr support. LightZone does not. While the process works, it's not quite as neat and tidy as I'd like. Also, investing in both applications together raises the price a bit higher than I'd like.

In that vain, tonight I'll be giving Adobe's Lightroom 2 a go. It's more expensive than either one of the other applications separately but not if I have to buy both to get the functions I want. Apple's Aperture 2 is supposed to be awesome but, alas, it is Mac only and I am tethered to a PC. Back to the lab!


Monday, August 11, 2008

My Terrible Addiction

Sometime between the July 4th weekend and tonight, I found myself addicted to Vietnamese coffee. I don't know precisely when it happened but happened it did. Iced or hot, I had to have it. Already twice since Sunday the urge for it has driven me to procure either Vietnamese or Thai cuisine just for the coffee (Thai coffee is very similar to the Vietnamese variety). This afternoon, I decided to take matters into my own hands. At $3 a cup, I figured I could obtain the implements to make the stuff myself. I could and I did.

As most of these enterprises tend to start, my first step was googling the bajeezus out of the thing and seeing what I could find. What I found was that this type of coffee consisted of dripping coffee (traditionally with chicory) over sweet condensed milk. The only necessary equipment is a filter to do the dripping which fits over a glass that holds the milk. One trip into Chinatown later, I had the filter ($5.50), some coffee with chicory, and a couple of cans of condensed milk. I was on my way.

Vietnamese Coffee Kit

The rest is rather elementary. I put the coffee grounds into the filter, put a bit of the milk into a mug. I put the filter on the mug and boiled water into the filter and, five minutes later, I get one steaming cup of Vietnamese coffee. All addictions should be this easy.

I'm now curious as to if I can get a reasonable facsimile of this to work with powdered milk. If I can do that, I can finally ween myself off the world's worst office coffee. A man's gotta dream.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Isaac Hayes RIP

I'd like to bypass all the "He was a bad mutha-" Shaft references and just focus on the role closest to my heart: The Duke of New York: from John Carpenter's Escape from New York. He was A-Number-One.

Things move quickly in the internet so it comes as no surprise that someone has already cobbled together a montage of the Duke in action. Submitted in meek tribute, I give you the Duke:

RIP, you will be missed but you will always be the Duke of New York.

Not to be confused with John Wayne, or this duke:

The Duke!


Friday, August 8, 2008

A Few Madden Impressions

As I had foretold, I was able to get my hands on a copy of Madden (PS3) after work. I didn't get to play a whole lot, but I did try my hand at a few of the modes, the Madden Moments in particular.

One of the big changes to this year's edition is the Madden IQ. It is the way Madden will now track your skill level in the game. By default, it starts at 500. You can adjust it immediately by undergoing the Madden IQ Test. It will also automatically adjust through playing the game. I skipped the test for the moment so I started out with the base score.

I went straight into a game with the still-Pennington led Jets against the Dolphins. There's something new here - the fins were labeled as rivals. I don't know quite what this means yet but the loading screens leading to the game pointed out highlets from Jets-Dolphins games from the past. Pretty cool, I thought.

It's hard to judge exactly how much has changed in the actual gameplay when I haven't touched last year's Madden for at least four or five months. The new animation system is apparent and it looks good. I need to look in the manual to really see if any of the underlying commands and options have changed. I was able to play it just fine (well, I won at any rate) just off my memory of the standard control set.

When I say I won, I mean that barely. After holding the Dolphins scoreless in the first half (10-0 Jets at home), I threw a bad interception and then couldn't convert a long drive and then let the Dolphins score a late touchdown so that they had the lead, 14-10, with less than a minute remaining. However, I refused to lose this game. I drove down and scored the winning touchdown on a four yard pass to Chris Baker with literally zero time on the clock. J - E - T - S! Savouring my victory, I watched my Madden IQ actually drop a few points. Great, Madden thinks I'm an idiot. I could see this feature being rage inducing- no one likes being told their dumb, even if it's only Madden dumb.

After that embarrassment, I went in to play some Moments.

This is not so much a new feature as a rebranding of an older feature (I forget the name) that's been in past games. Basically, you are given a situation from a real game and are tasked with either repeating (or bettering) the real outcome or avoiding it. Most of them re-enact a last drive in either the fourth quarter or overtime. All of the moments I played so far were offense only except one in which you played both sides of the ball. They're quick, fun, and addictive.

In addition to the mini-games of the last couple of years, there's a virtual training option that is the practice version of the Madden IQ tests. I played around with that a bit. I haven't touched the other modes yet.

All this told, I only played a bit of the game. My intitial thought is that it's Madden. Since I like Madden, this is fine by me. Maybe I haven't played enough yet but I haven't seen anything beyond incremental changes. There is nothing revolutionary about this year's version (that I've seen so far). I'm not sure this is the year Madden finally shuts up the 2k-fans.

One last note on the presentation: it's still not as good as the 2k games. Still. New commentary by Chris Collinsworth and some other guy are wooden. Madden's halftime intros are weak. I had hoped much better from the changes in this arena but it didn't happen. Maybe next year.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Brett the Jet

The Brett Favre saga ended with a a somewhat surprising twist: a trade to the New York Jets. The funny thing was, my first thought had less to do with contemplation of the Jets chances of success with Favre in the real world than with his impact on my Madden Jets franchise. As if to punctuate this thought process, my cousin messaged me this exclamation: "What a MADDEN upgrade!"

With the new Madden release coming next week (or tomorrow if I am lucky), I suppose I can be forgiven. I doubt I'm alone in my mania besides, if it wasn't Madden implications, surely a thousand notes were taken by a thousand fantasy football owners sizing up a new wrinkle for their draft. The last thing we're thinking about is real football.


In completely unrelated news, the second external hard drive dock I tried to hook up my ex-laptop HD to my new PC did the trick. I can now access all my files from my laptop and begin the process of migrating them to the new PC. The dock I went with was an Apricorn. The dock itself works like a champ but the software on the installation CD brought Vista to its knees. Thankfully, I don't need any of it to do what needs doing.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Who Will Watch the Watchmen?

I think I will after catching the trailer attached to The Dark Knight and then watching it again on YouTube. I never read the graphic novel. Now I'm wondering if I should now or wait until after I see the film. I'm leaning towards after for the simple reason is that I will be able to watch the film as a single, stand-alone experience without the comic hanging over it.


As a somewhat casual aside, I'm getting pulled into more "higher level" conversations at work of late. I suppose this is a good thing but it might not be. Like Frodo moving through Mordor, the attention of the Great Eye is best avoided.


I'm going to run down to J & R at lunch to try a second external hard drive enclosure. I just don't trust the one I've got holding my ex-laptop hard drive. If this one doesn't work, I'll be pretty close to the end of my rope.


Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Going Back to Shell Beach

It wasn't easy but I managed to grab a copy of the new blu-ray release of Dark City. When I say it wasn't easy, I mean it: there was a queer shortage of the discs all over town. It wasn't to be found at Best Buy, Circuit City, or Virgin Megastore. I finally found a copy at the Union Square Barnes & Nobles of all places.

Dark City

Ever since the abysmal director's cut of The Abyss, I've been wary of re-edited films, director's vision or no director's vision. However, Dark City has long been one of my absolute favorite films. So, with much excitement and a dash of trepidation, I tossed the disc into the PS3. This action almost induced a fit the likes of which even Richard Pryor in The Toy had never seen. Almost.

When I popped the disc into the PS3, it loaded as it should. After a moment, it pauses at a screen at which you can select the director's cut or the theatrical cut. All was well. Well, all was well until I touched any (and I mean any) button on the bluetooth remote. As soon as I pressed a button, I was dumped out of the player, back to the cross-media bar. I tried many different buttons. None of them worked.

A lesser man might have quit but not I. In a stroke of pure, unadulterated genius, I tried the controller instead of the remote. Problem solved. I don't know what sense that makes but there it is. At least I got the movie to play.

Other than removing the voice-over at the beginning (ala the Blade Runner director's cut- coincedence?), the changes from the theatrical release are mostly subtle but almost always welcome.

Instead of being told up front essentially exactly what is going on and why, it is now slowly drawn out over the course of the film. We're no longer waiting for John Murdoch to catch up with what's already been revealed to us. We find everything out at the same time.

Since I can't recall anything being cut in the new edit, it must certainly be longer than the old one. That said, I couldn't tell by watching it. It just moves along so well, and I was so caught up in it, that by the time I looked away from the TV the end credits were running. It was already a great film and I think this edition makes it just that little bit better. I already can't wait to watch it again.

There aren't too many villains better than Mr. Hand. Oh, how I've missed him.


It seems that life is never without its little problems. I got the new PC up and running but I can't get my laptop hard drive to work. I've got it inside an external enclosure and when I plug in the USB cables, I get a blinking red light as if the drive is working or thinking or plotting acts of unkindness but Windows just won't see it. I've tried it at work on an XP PC and here at home on Vista. No dice on either flavor of OS. The hard drive was not the reason the laptop went south so I'm assuming at the moment that it is alive and well inside its new home. However, I'm running out of ideas on why Windows is shunning it. Something will have to be done. I just don't know what that something is yet.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Coming Up Acer

Consider my PC acquired. After much muttering, mumbling, and gnashing of body parts, I somewhat over-spent and brought home a bouncing new baby Acer desktop. When it came down to brass tacks, I went with bang for buck over pure cheapness. What that got me was a Pentium Dual Core E2200, 4 GB of RAM, and a 500 GB hard drive. Not too shabby for a budget box.

Since I don't have a monitor handy and I didn't want to buy one, I've got the beast tethered to my TV via HDMI. So far, that setup is working fine. But if I go with this configuration for any sort of long term, I'll need to rustle up some wireless components.

The Acer comes pre-loaded with Vista. It's my first experience with the much-maligned OS but so far it's treating me alright. We'll see how it goes. At least it seems, so far, that things haven't moved around too much on me: the Control Panel is right where I left it, for example. Put me and Vista in the Honeymoon Suite. Let's see how I like it a month down the road. For now, it's just nice to have my computing capabilities restored. Now, I can go back to watching YouTube and porn in peace.

The Strange Case of the Sick Hawk

A strange thing happened on the way to kickball yesterday, rather at kickball yesterday: a redtailed hawk had taken refuge in a tree in McCarren Park right off the playing fields.

Lots of people gathered around to take a look. One gentleman who seemed so sincere and serious that I could not help but believe him, shook his head sagely and said, quietly, "The hawk is very sick. It will die soon." I don't know how he knows this but it didn't take a trained eye to see the hawk looked more than a little under the weather.

Someone from Parks & Recreation did take a look at the poor bird of prey but I don't know if anything was done. I didn't go back to look for it when I left.


If the maybe-dying bird was an omen, it wasn't a good one. We lost narrowly 5-4 in game one and got crushed, 9-2, in game two. It was a bummer all around.


Death of a Laptop

My laptop has passed on. What I thought was a dead battery has revealed itself as a short on the motherboard. Basically, it's done.

Now, I'm looking for the cheapest but least shitty desktop I can find and get home this week. So far, I've eyeballed a couple of Compaq, Acer, and HP models. I've seen, out of the corner of my eyes, various eMachines but I've already gone down that road and it ends only in sorrow. I'll never buy an eMachine again.


I did finally see The Dark Knight on Saturday via IMAX. I'm still putting my thoughts together but, as a preliminary review, I'll say this: I liked it a lot.

Before the film, there was a trailer for Watchmen. It looked intriguing. I've never read the graphic novel. I think I might give it a read.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Okay, So It Sucks

Do not ask me why but I've been infected with the unholy urge to see The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. Look, I know it's going to be rotten. It's going to be rotten awful. And yet. And yet, I still want to see it. Lord, help me but I do.

The Mummy III

Think I might be wrong? Think the newest Mummy might be the good stuff? Here's what the Times said about it:

The kindest thing to be said for this frantic, cluttered mess of cheesy computer-generated action-adventure clich鳠is that at least you can see how the estimated $175 million budget (according to the Internet Movie Database) was spent. We get an avalanche, an army of bow-and-arrow-wielding skeletons, a car chase that turns into a fireworks explosion, and a cadre of snowy yetis. In the movie?s futile drive to conjure visceral excitement, the action sequences are edited into an incoherent jumble that makes you feel trapped on a rickety airplane sitting in a pool of yak vomit.

Source: "Curses" by Stephen Holden

He is not mincing words. It is bad. The only question is: how bad. Tomb Raider 2 bad? Eragon bad? The Mummy's measuring stick is how far it falls in the pit of shame. And it's a deep pit. Yet, I still want to see it. My god, what is wrong with me?