Thursday, July 3, 2008

The Tin Foil Report: Procyon Edition

His name is Cranjolon number 18 and his message is real. Ok, surreal. But by god, he works within a Human - Terran alliance cavern/chamber base in Brazil. Well, so he says at any rate. This is the stuff dreams and made-for-SciFi-channel movies are made of. Here's what he has to say (my thoughts appear inline in brackets):

Cranjolon number 18 is my encoded name [is love his encoded game? -ed], yes im the original human mixture with terran DNA/RNA, my immune system is more stronger than your own. Each Merkaba(what your spiritual people call)[Coming soon to Animal Planets, Merkaba Manor. -ed] is activated throughly. I landed here from the deepness of space.

1 million/quarter of a half years ago on planet named Procyon -a war broke loose. I was not around at the time, I was taught this from the Elders on the Grand Eagle, we call our star fleets, eagles and our temporary place in space is called the Grand Eagle.

An end resulted in Hazard gases released that massively interupted the entire planet afterwards causing few of us to barely escape in flight of a space war with the Regelians [Oh those naughty Regelians. -ed] trying to enslave us all as controlled hive minds. The point was to run and be be captured under a mass surrounding.

When you have a hive mind [I always wanted a hive-mind. -ed], an entity can conciously be controlled without freedom, all actions are already put into the mainlocation or "base". (What you have on your digital computer, a program)

Rigelians are planning it all over again. If you were to have a hive-mind, without freedom I could enslave you to say for instance have each thing you never knew existed to exist, reporgramming all your knowledge of anything you knew to be replaced with even more intelligence. I could imput an entire rememberance of a book you never heard knew. [I have no idea what he just said. Just saying. -ed]

If a base of the hive conciousness is destroyed, all hive minds re-awaken to that hive who controlled certain individuals. So if the program is deleted the mind gives up what it knew to what it didwith past regression. [Nevermind. I definitely do not want a have-mind. All your hive-mind base belong to us. -ed]

The Hive conciousness base (the Most highest guarded place) has to be completely destroyed or it will not give-up. The vibrations are so powerful they would force you to leave. Not all Hive bases have this kind of power [That's a relief. -ed] to force entry. Others lesser degree of protection.

The Moon is one of the Rigelians control bases. Aswell as the deep waters of the Earth called the Anarctica. [I thought Antarctica was made of land... oh, Anarctica... I don't know what that is. -ed] Among others.

Inputs with beings who had no emotion, the brain jerks back the original emotional structure. [It's like a haiku... of a madman. -ed]

Apparently your re-planned positional future is to live on what you call the moon once again over an Earth panic. True humans are not stuck on a planet away from star travel. Anything you have been taught about the solar system is a implant of the Reptilians [I was about to wonder when the good ol' Reptilians would show up. -ed] who are your Earth neighbor Guardians. Luckely they are ticking with the Rigelians who entered the time portal not so long ago. This Reptilian race are a warrior evolved reptile intelligence, with lesser degrees hybrids they created for galactic alliances or just others who are programmed for war.

This is how we started out after the war with the Rigelians in the Orion constellation. They started out as friends aswell. They are what you call gray aliens. [Damn grays! -ed] They are powerful enough with the Earth minerals and other planet technology to teleport to any location. Each UFO is invisible cloaked and spirit powered through the mind for them.

Russians had the top contact with the Rigelians. The USA became the secound. Rigelians are what we call a temporary agreement. This Dulce, New Mexico that I see on your website will be destroyed [Good riddance! -ed] during an atomic war that happens, Alpha Draconians [Err... who? -ed] are well aware.

Rigelians cannot breed. [That has to be awkward. -ed] Procyon was part of this from the war.

All of them fear your inner spiritual property with the Godhead. [Take that, various galactic powers! -ed]

This isn't the worst place to be compared to the anti particle dimensions. Many of you have double pysical bodys in these dimensions on different earths with micro astral entitys feeding on your negativity in the spirit world. These are what we call splits. They will never affect this current Earth. Astral entitys that feed do exist here, but not as worse. [This just gave me a headache. -ed]

Many of our people had to escape to these places where humans were un-concious with only negative thoughts, trying to destroy others or themselves.

We moved underground risking anything or being enslaved or killed from the Rigelians who were more advanced than us.

If the Rigelians wanted to they could use a laser gun to "make someone fall dead and live as what you call a ghost unconcious". [Don't most guns do that, minus the ghost bit? -ed]

These anti-particle places we escaped to had no sunlight with everyone in continuous repeation of movement, the Earth sphere was reversed of physical negative "moment", without these worlds the balace would not exist for here or other advanced Earths. [Advanced Earths? -ed]

Currently we are in contact with 17 star mapped races who believe in the Godhead, they currently have an alliance with us in the area included governent operation systems under strict guidelines to protect our base from other non-humans who depise us, mostly a dominated race who mass-mind controlled our people called the Rigelians in Orion [The Rigelians in Orion are just the worst. -ed]

Each Terran has element technology, different minerals powered with natural solar energy or highly vibrationalize crystal

We have been communicating with humans for 40 years on the first arrival and departure now and then through
the different star maps.

First I want to say that I take this serious enough to tell you this and want to let you know that each human being on Earth is going to-be set in a massive hive conciousness part of the New World Order [Hulk Hogan? -ed]. The Rigelians call this plan as "Never War Orion" [Very catchy. -ed], they despise humans [What did we ever do to them? -ed].

A nationwide Government would make this the most sensitive type of information, if these the smart reptileswould not want to be known or the Rigels. Now -how would you describe the people on Earth about underground different race intelligence with intentions unknown to you publicly ever since the most oldest of old human civilizations?

Well, the galactic cat is officially out of the bag. Now I can stop worrying and heartily welcome my new Rigelian... or Reptilian... or whomever overlords.