Monday, June 23, 2008

MiniBlackHole Won't Swallow Earth, Same Can't Be Said For Artie Lange

I know I can rest easy now... well, easier.

Our planet is not at risk from the world's most powerful particle physics experiment, a report has concluded.

...Critics have previously raised concerns that the production of weird hypothetical particles called strangelets... could trigger the mass conversion of nuclei in ordinary atoms into more strange matter - transforming the Earth into a hot, dead lump.

Hot dead lump - sounds t-t-t-tasty!

Now that we've checked that one off the list, can we start working on polution, global thermal nuclear war, and reality TV? Please? ...Please?

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