Thursday, June 12, 2008

Today's Tin Foil Report


Tin Foil Hatter
Originally uploaded by Critical Todd

I found some good stuff this morning. Be warned though, reading these posts may cause some slight insanity. And irritable bowels. But such is the price of science.

First, the so-called most frightening thread ever: possible attacks of time-traveling stone "aliens". This guys got the goods and some strange color-coded images to prove it.

A poster in the thread of fear bottom-lines the theory much better than I can:

SO I think what you are saying is that the ancients knew better than to make images of anything of stone because these creatures could survive inside the stone carvings and then take control of any native creature taht fit intot eh same family or desription?
And that only you are aware of this?

Yes. That's pretty much it. As for the odd color coded images, they're just wacky. If someone figures out exactly what they're supposed to mean, please let me know. They are somewhat psychedelic and a bit scary. Maybe they're just for effect.

In the What Do Angels Need With a Starship department is this gem, entitled ELOHIM ORBS & SHIPS & TECHNOLOGY ON VIDEO, UP CLOSE!!. You read that correctly. This one comes with a nifty YouTube video:

See the blurry flying objects! Read the informative title cards (my favorite: "Manna Orbs Ship Essence"). I would be more intrigued by the video if it didn't seem a bit too staged. Though the falling cotton fluff- err... manna was a nice touch. Oddly enough, no one has responded to his story. I guess watching angelic power made manifest can have that effect.

... I should get back to work.