Wednesday, May 28, 2008

The Bard Needs Some New Digs

Do not taunt Shakespeare's bones.

Fix the gravesite. But don't touch the bones. That's the work order, in a nutshell, for brave architects contemplating a fixup job for the deteriorating gravesite of William Shakespeare at the Holy Trinity Church in his hometown of Stratford-upon-Avon.

Surely the great poet wouldn't begrudge a little toil and trouble to upkeep his earthly abode?